Why Italy won against Australia...

Jose+10

This is real cute... Beckenbauer lol...

Dreams...

Had the weirdest dream last night...

I was on my way to work with two of my friends, and we were caught up in a traffic jam. Soon, we realised that the bridge near my house had collapsed, hence causing traffic jam. So, I was trying to make a U turn to detour and suddenly, this car came out of nowhere, overtook all the cars in the jam, didn't realise that the bridge was there no more, plunged straight down the bridge, and got slammed by the oncoming train right beneath the bridge. Bad luck, I thought... Who asked him to be such an idiot?

And continued on with my journey.

I managed to make a detour, but somehow or other, I lost my car. And we were running late so we decided to flag down a taxi. But admist the jam, no one was willing to stop for us. Somehow, just somehow, my friend managed to flag down an elephant taxi (which was meant for the tourists). So there we were, on the elephant, on the way to work, when suddenly the elephant got moody and started ramming into things. I was concerned, so I asked the elephant owner if we should get off. He said, "don't worry, the elephant agreed to take you there." But it started behaving more erratically. It started walking backwards! so eventually, I made a call to get off... And got charged $35 for a meagre distance! I forked out the money for all, cursing my friend who flagged it down in the first place...

So I got to work finally... And my consultant asked me what have I done for those victims of bridge collapse. I was like - what the hell, I just got here, and the ambos were still there attending to them. But I didnt want to disappoint him, so I said - well, I am planning to get a few bags of N-Saline for fluid resus and send them across to the site.